The day started off moody and turned cranky after that. I am frustrated with people who JUST DON'T GET IT!! You know the people...no matter what 'it' might be, they're the ones who think you're way off base when in fact, YOU ARE THE ROCK GODDESS OF 'IT' and what they think is backwards and upside down.
Happily, one of my sisters from the Realm of Wad sent this yesterday. Just reading it makes me feel better.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
- Some kids wear Superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Take on those wasters! Embrace your inner Chuck*.
(*Not to be confused with your up Chuck. Messy, that one.)
hehehe...yes, these are keepers. I'll have to send my 15 y/o over, she'll get a kick out of them,too.
ReplyDeleteDo you know where I can get some Chuck Norris underwear?
ReplyDeleteAh ha ha ha, I needed to read that. Great for a laugh!
ReplyDeleteThe waldo one made my and my husband LOL. Sorry for the people who don't get it. You get it = You rock. Keep on keepin' on.
ReplyDeleteYah!! Also, there is no such thing a evolution, only animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
ReplyDeleteBy God, I think I will! Thanks for the advice!
ReplyDeleteSharon, no, but I want some too. The Waldo one is my favorite, too. Miriam, that is a great addition. I forwarded it to the MamaWad.
ReplyDeleteIf boxers are your style, you can find some Chuck Norris boxers at http://clothing.cafepress.com/chuck-norris_boxer-shorts.
ReplyDeleteSome of them are humorous. Some are skanky. Just like people, really.